It’s Ash Wednesday! Last year we reviewed all of the Evil Dead movies, but as things are more hectic this year, we decided to go with a simple, solemn viewing of “Evil Dead 2”.
To add to the festivities, Entertainment Earth has announced an amazing, full sized Ashy Slashy Puppet Prop Replica (pictured) from the amazing Ash vs. Evil Dead series! It’s not coming out until July, but preorders are open.
In the past we’ve shared quotes from the films to spread the wisdom of Ash. This time, let’s delve into the TV show:
Ash on Puppets
Puppets? I hate puppets! Even stunningly handsome ones.
Ash on Traveling
Yes, I’m upset. Yes, I’m behind the wheel. Yes I’m drunk, and maybe my license isn’t the fancy kind from the DMV, but at least I’m drunk!
Ash on Coincidence
You’re the one that grew up your entire life looking for that book and you never found it. Me on the other hand, can’t fart without tripping over that thing, and I fart a lot!
Ash on Exercise
Brand spanking new hand, or…brand new ‘spanking’ hand!
Ash on Meditation
Ruby: I’m not dead you dumb bastard.
Ash: Oh wow, that was weird you were really still for a minute.
Ash on Racial Etiquette
Hey! He’s not “the Mexican” okay? He’s Pablo. “Pablo the Mexican.”
Ash on Education
Okay, uhh…obviously I know exactly what’s going on but, for the sake of these people, maybe you should explain.
Ash on Romance
Linda, from the moment I saw you I realized, that you were one of the only Lindas for me.
Ash on Nostalgia
Wow. Last time I was here I was hopin’ to get laid. Didn’t quite work out that way. I did cut my own hand off with a chainsaw, though. Fun weekend.
So, however you celebrate the glory that is Ash, we hope that you do so surrounded by loving family, strong walls and very few deadites.
