Boiled Eggs and Brain Eaters 2012: Shaun of the Dead

Horror/Comedy, 99 Minutes, 2004: Shaun of the Dead on IMDB

Our annual “Boiled Eggs and Brain Eaters” Easter zombie movie marathon comes to a close with our traditional last selection, the complete and total classic “Shaun of the Dead.”

There’s no need to actually review this movie.  It’s perfectly executed, perfectly paced and perfectly balanced.  Just plain perfect.  It’s also the perfect way to end a happy day spent with family.

This movie marathon was begun four years ago as a tongue-in-cheek way to celebrate Zombie Jesus Day and have some fun with the kids.  It’s become an important way for us to connect as a family; something we prepare for and look forward to.  Even the Godless enjoy a little meaningless ritual now and then.

We made colored eggs and got all bitey around them.  We ate jello brains, raman noodles (the most brain-like of noodles) and way too much Platter’s Chocolate (no matter where we move we’ve never found better).

Whether or not you celebrate this time of year, for whatever reason, I hope that you were able to spend it happily with those that you love and that you feel as blessed by your life as I do by mine.

Boiled Eggs and Brain Eaters 2012: Last of the Living

Horror/Comedy, 88 Minutes, 2009: Last of the Living on IMDB

The fifth selection in our annual “Boiled Eggs and Brain Eaters” Easter zombie movie marathon.  Another zombie comedy and (by far) the lowest budget selection of the day.

Set in New Zealand this low-budget groaner follows three slacker friends that have survived the zombie apocalypse by sleeping in other people’s abandoned houses, drinking beer and watching DVDs.  (Apparently the New Zealand infrastructure is significantly better than the American one as the power grid is still happily active many months into the end of the world.)

The slackers meet a girl who needs help developing a cure for the zombie plague and while not trying to awkwardly seduce her attempt to help.  Of course things don’t always go as planned.

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Boiled Eggs and Brain Eaters 2012: The Horde

Horror, 90 Minutes, 2009: The Horde on IMDB

This is the fourth selection in our annual “Boiled Eggs and Brain Eaters” Easter zombie movie marathon.  Since my daughter (who lacks the patience for subtitles) had a previous appointment my son and I decided to give this foreign example of the genre a go.

The French may have (or so I’ve heard) some issues with social graces but apparently no problems at all with crafting a truly kick-ass zombie flick.  This is a prime example of a straight-laced traditional zombie story.

A group of cops decide to take matters into their own hands after a crime boss kills one of their own.  They infiltrate his hideout, situated at the top of a condemned high-rise, to assassinate him but things go pear-shaped.   As the situation heats up the dead start to rise and attack the living and our two groups are forced to work together.

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Boiled Eggs and Brain Eaters 2012: Wasting Away

Horror/Comedy, 90 Minutes, 2007: Wasting Away on IMDB

The third selection in our annual “Boiled Eggs and Brain Eaters” Easter zombie movie marathon.  Moving back towards the comedic-side of the scale.  [Note that this movie is listed as "Wasting Away" on Internet Movie Database but as "Aaah! Zombies!!" on Netflix - no idea why, but low-budget movies often have identity issues.]

Low budget movies can either play it straight and hope for the best or try something new and hope for the best.  Those in the latter category can, however, stand just a little taller, a little more proud, even if they fail.  This movie makes the effort and tries something new and while it doesn’t always succeed the attempt is more than a little infectious (pun noted).

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Boiled Eggs and Brain Eaters 2012: Zombie Apocalypse

Horror, 87 Minutes, 2011: Zombie Apocalypse on IMDB

This is the second selection in our annual “Boiled Eggs and Brain Eaters” Easter zombie movie marathon.  It’s becoming something of a mini-tradition to have Ving Rhames featured in a selection – if he remains true to form we’ll have a new option next year as well.

Any genre fan knows that “SyFy Original”  means a small collection of B-now-C-list actors interacting with terribly realized CGI effects.  This doesn’t change the formula but, unlike the majority of its siblings, features a surprisingly cogent script and (in comparison) quality performances.

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Boiled Eggs and Brain Eaters 2012: Fido

Horror/Comedy, 93 Minutes, 2006: Fido on IMDB

Although delayed a day due to family visits this marks the first selection in our annual “Boiled Eggs and Brain Eaters” Easter zombie movie marathon.  We decided to start with something on more family friendly side of the genre.

Radioactive dust from space reanimates the dead causing a world-wide “Zombie War”.  After beating back the zombies into the unprotected “wild zones” 1950′s Americans enjoy an idyllic existence safe behind fences maintained by “ZomCon” a mega-conglomerate.  Zombies, via ZomCon collars that eliminate their blood-lust, become menial laborers and servants.

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Game Review: Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim (PS3/PC)

Rated Mature, Reviewed on PS3 and PC, Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim at Amazon.com

Skyrim is the kind of game that people either love (and almost definitely already know they’ll love) or hate (and almost definitely know that they’ll hate).  My time with Skyrim trailed off after just shy of 190 hours of playtime – to which category do you think I belong?

I had planned on playing the game on the PS3 but after getting the Collector’s edition on Christmas my son started playing it.  Knowing that my time with the game would be indefinitely delayed I took advantage of Steam’s one-day 50% off sale and bought the game on the PC.  This resulted in us playing the game in the same room most of the time.

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Movie Review: Puss in Boots

Family, 90 Minutes, 2011: Puss in Boots on IMDB

If you follow these kinds of things you’ll know that Puss in Boots was basically a two-gag toss-away character from “Shrek” [IMDB].  You’ll also know that while “Shrek” was a wonderful, sentimental and deeply emotional fairy tale the rest of the movies in the franchise… weren’t.

So how does a cute, but otherwise fairly forgettable character from a franchise that has devolved into digital tripe fare when given the opportunity to carry his own movie?  Pretty good actually.

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New Version of DP_DateExtensions

I’ve just uploaded a major update my venerable (6 years-old!) JavaScript date extensions DP_DateExtensionsThis was a near-complete rewrite of the component and like most hard (and some great) work it started with an error.

The question Alexey Vassiliev (who reported the bug) asked me is “how many days are there between March 1, 2012 and March 31, 2012?”  Assuming Midnight for both dates the common sense answer is, of course, 30 days.  My component however was returning 29 days… why?

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Movie Review: Everything Must Go

Drama/Comedy, 97 Minutes, 2010: Everything Must Go on IMDB

Whenever a traditionally comedic actor (especially a traditionally gonzo, off-the-wall comedic character actor) moves into more serious things I always think that there must at least one poor schmuck that just saw the name on the marquee/box and grabbed it because they really, really needed a laugh.  Maybe he had just found out something horrible and needed to take his mind off it; maybe all of life’s normal, tiny horrible things just piled up on him and he just needed one break.

Whatever the reason he saw “Will Ferrell”, paid the price of admission and plopped down to watch Ron Burgundy, Buddy the Elf,  Frank the Tank or even Ricky Bobby.  Five minutes into the movie however they come to the slow realization that all they’re going to get is Nick Halsey: a completely fucked-up alcoholic who just lost his job, his wife and his home.

I feel bad for that guy because he’s didn’t get to laugh much – but on the plus-side he did get to watch an excellent little movie.

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