I can’t decide if this is a wildly hilarious, incredibly subtle joke… or just the laziest thing I’ve ever seen in my life.
Is the idea that able men stand on their own without assistance? Maybe that it’s different for everybody? Are there no able men at all or is it saying that able men have periods behind them (but don’t know how to use commas)?
Is it a pun?! An anagram?!
Open your eyes, sheeple! Open your eyes!
Again, these don’t have to be cleaver as long as my bride laughs. She loves her Walter White and she loves her pumpkin flavored crap. This is for her.
(The source image, of course, isn’t mine. I claim no ownership or permission.)
This may not be clever, but my bride just loves the WOO (that’s the “Wizard of Oz” to us normals). This is for her.
(Apologies, but I can’t find anybody to credit the source image to. Thanks, whomever you are!)
Oh crap, we forgot it was Ash Wednesday! Luckily we still have time to enjoying a solemn viewing of “Army of Darkness” [IMDB] to celebrate. We will accompany the viewing with a sacred (kinda) meal of chicken and tap water.
It’s not a great joke and probably not in the best of taste, but, dammit, my beautiful bride giggled at it and that’s good enough for me.
Presented without undue delay or comment (but a hell of a lot of schoolgirl giggles from a fat old man):
I wanted to both spend some time with Visio 2013 and formalize my feelings about people wandering onto my porch. This is the result.
My wife, unfortunately, has vetoed the actual display of the sign but I still thought somebody else may find it useful.