Movie Review: Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close

Drama, 129 Minutes, 2011: Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close on IMDB

Let me begin by saying that both my wife and my mother loved this film.  They laughed and they cried.  They said things like “I just love that Sandra Bullock in everything” and “Tom Hanks is so talented”.  Me?  I thought it was very, very long.  Really – I swear – it was like seven hours long.  That’s not to say it was at all bad – just long.  And a little dull.

The story revolves around Oskar.  An eccentric boy who lost his father in the attacks of 9/11 and desperately needs them to make sense of his loss.  after finding a key presumably hidden by his father he embarks on a mission to find the lock that fits the key.

Thomas Horn is excellent as Oskar and obviously both Bullock and Hanks are as well (I have to agree with the ladies: they’re both great, “All About Steve” [IMDB] notwithstanding).  One issue is that most of the actual acting is done in the extensive, pervasive and unrelenting narration (plus many of the conversations are essentially one-sided and seem like narration).

As I watched this – and I did enjoy it well enough overall - I couldn’t help but think that it was just unable to really make the story work as a film.  I kept thinking “this must be a really good book.”  Maybe if I read it I’ll like the movie more.

Movie Review: The Muppets

Family, 103 Minutes, 2011: The Muppets on IMDB

Who doesn’t love “The Muppets”?  Big, dumb, jerk-faced idiots – that’s who!  Jason Segel loved the muppets so much that he spent the better part of the last 10 years writing this movie.  More than that he made it about my muppets (and maybe yours too): The Muppet Show muppets.

While everybody loves all the muppets there’s something even more deeply special about The Muppet Show.  While the number of “Sesame Street” clones number in the hundreds and the fantastic Creature Shop has been marginalized by CGI The Muppet Show remains a paradoxical classic: a completely irony-free prime-time puppet show.

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Movie Review: The Avengers

Action Adventure, 143 Minutes, 2012: The Avengers on IMDB

Was there really any chance this would be a bad film?  All of the prequel films (with the arguable exception of “The Incredible Hulk” [IMDB] which I personally felt was an unneeded remake) were top-notch.  The studio enlisted geek God Joss Whedon to write and direct.  The marketing machine has been running non-stop for months.  Of course the best laid plans always have a chance to explode in one’s face but this was as much of a lock as I’ve ever seen.

Whedon was a risk that paid off gloriously.  Some directors find their genius in their constraints; producing excellent work only when forced (most often by budget) to compromise.  When given the keys to the kingdom there’s always a chance for complete implosion (a criticism, by the way, often and somewhat unjustly, levied at Ang Lee’s 2003 “Hulk” [IMDB]).  Whedon, however, clearly is not one of those and rises handily to the challenge.

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Movie Review: Outlander

Sci-fi, 114 Minutes, 2008: Outlander on IMDB

A friend of mine suggested this one and I have no idea how I missed it.  Apparently it was in theaters and everything!  Good actors and a significant budget carry it a long way.  Some interesting ideas carry it further but a few unfortunate missteps keep it from real greatness.

The story revolves around Kainan (Jim Caviezel), a soldier unwittingly transporting the last of the Moorwen, huge luminescent predators responsible for (perhaps justifiably) destroying his colony and family.  When the stowaway attacks and causes his ship to crash onto a backwater planet and sink beneath a lake he finds himself in 8th century Norway with little gear and no allies.  After some misunderstandings and significant bloodshed he convinces the local feuding clans, led by John Hurt and Ron Perlman to work together and hunt the creature.

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Star Wars Day!

A New Hope on IMDB

The Empire Strikes Back on IMDB

Return of the Jedi on IMDB

There are few bonding experiences more important to geek dads than sharing the original trilogy with their children.  As this is the first Star Wars Day in several years that falls on a non-School Day (and the men-folk happen to be alone all evening) we’re making a full day of it: friends, all three films, popcorn and pizza.

Since we’re still waiting for George Lucas to pull his head out of his ass (or suffocate up there and let somebody else run things) and release the theatrical versions on Blu-Ray we’re watching the DVD versions.  I’m not quite as rabid as some about the special editions but they do deserve at least a measure of the derision they get.

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Movie Review: Hugo

Family, 126 Minutes, 2011: Hugo on IMDB

It’s sometimes hard to review universally acclaimed films.  There’s a temptation to run counter to the pack and find flaw (anything everybody likes can’t really be good can it?)  Sometimes you just have to admit it though: the pack has its moments.  This is something special.

Firstly (and perhaps least importantly) it’s a deeply beautiful film.  Scorsese is known for making beautiful films (and for finding beauty in ugly places) but he completely outdoes himself here.  The world is wonderfully layered and scales wonderfully throughout.  The miniature mechanisms of the automaton are mirrored in the enormous gears and pinions of the clock-tower.   The open-spaces of the station floor are balanced by the claustrophobic steam tunnels.  The attention to detail is lavish.

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Trilogy Day 2012: The Peter Jackson Treatment

As we finish up “The Fellowship of the Ring” [IMDB] I’ve been considering the those stories that haven’t been as lucky in finding funding and filmmakers who would honor them.  As any fan of epic adventure knows one of the surest ways to ruin a quality story is to allow hollywood to adapt it (or to let the SyFy channel within 50 miles of it).  So with that in mind here is a short list of stories that I feel truly deserve the respect (and budgets) that Peter Jackson was able to give to “The Lord of the Rings”.

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Trilogy Day 2012: Lord of the Rings

Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring on IMDB (Adventure, 208 Minutes (Extended), 2001)
Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers on IMDB (Adventure, 223 Minutes (Extended), 2002)
Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King on IMDB (Adventure, 251 Minutes (Extended), 2003)

My wife and daughter are away overnight so my son and I decided to have a long-delayed Trilogy day.  Which was his decision (Star Wars, The Matrix or Lord of the Rings) and he decided on Lord of the Rings (the extended editions, of course).  We started late which means we won’t finish until after 3am, but there’s no school tomorrow and there’s always time for bonding, right?

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Boiled Eggs and Brain Eaters 2012: Shaun of the Dead

Horror/Comedy, 99 Minutes, 2004: Shaun of the Dead on IMDB

Our annual “Boiled Eggs and Brain Eaters” Easter zombie movie marathon comes to a close with our traditional last selection, the complete and total classic “Shaun of the Dead.”

There’s no need to actually review this movie.  It’s perfectly executed, perfectly paced and perfectly balanced.  Just plain perfect.  It’s also the perfect way to end a happy day spent with family.

This movie marathon was begun four years ago as a tongue-in-cheek way to celebrate Zombie Jesus Day and have some fun with the kids.  It’s become an important way for us to connect as a family; something we prepare for and look forward to.  Even the Godless enjoy a little meaningless ritual now and then.

We made colored eggs and got all bitey around them.  We ate jello brains, raman noodles (the most brain-like of noodles) and way too much Platter’s Chocolate (no matter where we move we’ve never found better).

Whether or not you celebrate this time of year, for whatever reason, I hope that you were able to spend it happily with those that you love and that you feel as blessed by your life as I do by mine.

Boiled Eggs and Brain Eaters 2012: Last of the Living

Horror/Comedy, 88 Minutes, 2009: Last of the Living on IMDB

The fifth selection in our annual “Boiled Eggs and Brain Eaters” Easter zombie movie marathon.  Another zombie comedy and (by far) the lowest budget selection of the day.

Set in New Zealand this low-budget groaner follows three slacker friends that have survived the zombie apocalypse by sleeping in other people’s abandoned houses, drinking beer and watching DVDs.  (Apparently the New Zealand infrastructure is significantly better than the American one as the power grid is still happily active many months into the end of the world.)

The slackers meet a girl who needs help developing a cure for the zombie plague and while not trying to awkwardly seduce her attempt to help.  Of course things don’t always go as planned.

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