Now that the conservatives are just about through tearing each other to shreds over the Republican nomination the machinery is finally being retooled to fold, spindle and mutilate the real object of their ire: Obama!  But it’s so very difficult, isn’t?  First you have to imply a lie.  Then you have to renounce that lie while subliminally insisting that it’s true.  Who has the time?!

So, in the spirit of helpfulness, I’ve created these political posters.  The last political posters the Right will ever need.

No thanks are necessary.