Tag: Sharks

Movie Review: Bait

IMDB, Bait“Bait” on IMDB

Horror, 93 Minutes, 2012

The “sharks in places that aren’t the ocean” genre has been woefully under served lately. Sure, we have enough “Sharknado” movies to field a Little League team, but purists rightfully scoff at these periodic, vacuous money grabs. They know that real “sharks in places that aren’t the ocean” movies have something more, something truer. They have heart.


Movie Review: A Trio of Shark Schlock

Shark Night on IMDB (Horror, 91 Minutes, 2011)
Sand Sharks on IMDB (Horror, 86 Minutes, 2011)
Swamp Shark on IMDB (Horror, 85 Minutes, 2011)

It’s been a while since I’ve treated myself to a nice, relaxing crappy-movie marathon and I decided to, since I’d queued several, set my will against a trio of shark-themed fin-fests.  Will I survive?  Will I turn them off in disgust and return to “Skyrim” (they do need me there, what with all the dragons and unpludered crypts)?


Movie Review: A Five Pack of Schlock

Sharktopus on IMDB (Horror, 89 Minutes, 2010)
Mega Python vs. Gatoroid on IMDB (Horror, 90 Minutes, 2011)
Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus on IMDB (Horror, 85 Minutes, 2009)
Dinocroc vs. Supergator on IMDB (Horror, 87 Minutes, 2010)
Mega Piranha in IMDB (Horror, 92 Minutes, 2010)

[This is the eighth through twelfth review for this edition of  my semi-regular “my-wife-and-kids-are-visiting-relatives-so-I’m-watching-loads-of-crappy-movies” film festival.  Since these are all basically the same movie I combined them into one review.]