Category: Humor

The Last Polictical Posters the Right will Ever Need

Now that the conservatives are just about through tearing each other to shreds over the Republican nomination the machinery is finally being retooled to fold, spindle and mutilate the real object of their ire: Obama!  But it’s so very difficult, isn’t?  First you have to imply a lie.  Then you have to renounce that lie while subliminally insisting that it’s true.  Who has the time?!

So, in the spirit of helpfulness, I’ve created these political posters.  The last political posters the Right will ever need.

No thanks are necessary.

More Seasonal Surliness!

Getting more spam as the month grinds on about the imaginary war on Christmas.  The latest run seems to be pictorial declarations on Facebook.  In response I’ve made the following (with a censored version for the more genteel amongst  you).  Feel free to use this as your FaceBook status if you agree that you’re really just sick of hearing about this.

(Uncensored Version)

(Censored Version)

No matter what you say I hope you have to opportunity to sleep a little too much, eat a little too much and smile a little too much.