Tag: Adventure

Movie Review: Mirror Mirror

IMDB, Mirror Mirror“Mirror Mirror” on IMDB

Fantasy,  106 Minutes, 2012

Do you know the story of Snow White?  No?  Don’t worry – neither do the people who made this movie.  There’s a mish-mash of references to the original story and the Disney version but mostly it’s stuff that they just plain made up.  Like most family films today there are a lot of modern references and a healthy dose of feminism.

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Movie Review: I Am Number Four

“I Am Number Four” on IMDB

Sci-fi,  109 Minutes, 2011

A race of evil teethy, gill-faced aliens with big guns invade a planet and destroy it.  The only survivors are nine magic kids and their guardians who move to Earth and go into hiding.  The aliens send a team of bounty hunters to kill the kids because, for some reason, the kids could stop the aliens from destroying Earth even though they couldn’t do anything to save their own planet.

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Movie Review: Brave

“Brave” on IMDB

Fantasy,  93 Minutes, 2012:

Pixar makes good movies.  Period.  At some point, I’m sure, some relatively minor decision will snowball out of control and they’ll release a steaming pile of crap.  Something that will taint their good name and become the butt of jokes for an entire generation of movie fans.  The Internet will rip it to shreds with perverse glee.  It will be mentioned in the same breath as “Howard the Duck” [IMDB] and “Leonard Part 6” [IMDB].

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Movie Review: Sanctum

“Sanctum” on IMDB

Adventure, 108 Minutes, 2011

Yet another excellently made Australian movie.  (I won’t go into, yet again, how impressed I’ve been by Australian productions lately.)  Sure, it’s an “anthem” movie – in this case to caving (as an aside, when did we stop calling it “spelunking”?  I liked “Spelunking”!) and underground diving.  As you might expect this activity is incredibly specialized and incredibly dangerous and the movie does an excellent job of relating it meaningfully to the audience.

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Movie Review: The Lorax

“The Lorax” on IMDB

Family, 86 Minutes, 2012

My 10 year daughter loved this movie.  I didn’t.  Like other attempts to enbiggen Dr. Suess to feature-lengths it’s too self-indulgent with its own ideas and loses the soul of the source material.  “The Lorax” was a simple story with some very basic themes – most of which seem to have been lost in this translation.

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Movie Review: The Grey

“The Grey” on IMDB

Thriller, 117 Minutes, 2011

Survival thrillers are a favorite of mine.  Seeing people use the materials at hand and overcome incredible odds never gets old.  I assumed I’d see men at their breaking points MacGyvering weapons and overcoming fierce wolves.  Unfortunately this isn’t that kind of movie (although it repeatedly probes in that direction).  But I really thought it was and I must admit that I had a very hard time switching gears and it definitely colored my perceptions.

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Movie Review: The Amazing Spider-Man

“The Amazing Spider-Man” on IMDB

Action, 136 Minutes, 2012

No matter where you fall on the question of a character reboot this soon after the Sam Raimi trilogy or the whole “Mary Jane Watson versus Gwen Stacey” thing or even the “biologic versus mechanical web shooters” decision it’s hard to argue that this isn’t a damn good movie.  That said it’s impossible to talk about this without drawing comparisons to Sam Raimi’s masterful effort released a very short 10 years ago – but we’re not bitter!

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