This raises so many questions. Not the least of which: what’s with the asterisks?

This raises so many questions. Not the least of which: what’s with the asterisks?

Well… I don’t know what “Time Head” is, but, dammit, I’m in!

I can’t decide if this is a wildly hilarious, incredibly subtle joke… or just the laziest thing I’ve ever seen in my life.

Is the idea that able men stand on their own without assistance? Maybe that it’s different for everybody? Are there no able men at all or is it saying that able men have periods behind them (but don’t know how to use commas)?
Is it a pun?! An anagram?!
It’s not a great joke and probably not in the best of taste, but, dammit, my beautiful bride giggled at it and that’s good enough for me.

There are certain arguments that attract certain people. Arguments that sane people ignore for the simple reason that none of the positions raised actually matter in any way. This series will explore some of them. Here’s one.