Boiled Eggs and Brain Eaters 2012: Shaun of the Dead

Horror/Comedy, 99 Minutes, 2004: Shaun of the Dead on IMDB

Our annual “Boiled Eggs and Brain Eaters” Easter zombie movie marathon comes to a close with our traditional last selection, the complete and total classic “Shaun of the Dead.”

There’s no need to actually review this movie.  It’s perfectly executed, perfectly paced and perfectly balanced.  Just plain perfect.  It’s also the perfect way to end a happy day spent with family.

This movie marathon was begun four years ago as a tongue-in-cheek way to celebrate Zombie Jesus Day and have some fun with the kids.  It’s become an important way for us to connect as a family; something we prepare for and look forward to.  Even the Godless enjoy a little meaningless ritual now and then.

We made colored eggs and got all bitey around them.  We ate jello brains, raman noodles (the most brain-like of noodles) and way too much Platter’s Chocolate (no matter where we move we’ve never found better).

Whether or not you celebrate this time of year, for whatever reason, I hope that you were able to spend it happily with those that you love and that you feel as blessed by your life as I do by mine.

Congratulations Matilda!

My daughter Matilda has placed at the state level for the PTA Reflections contest!  PTA Reflections is a prestigious national arts contest for elementary, middle and high-school students.  Each year thousands of schools and hundreds-of-thousands of kids participate.

Matilda, who will turn 10 in June, won third place in the Photography Intermediate Division.  Here’s her entry (taken, for the technical, with her mom’s Sony A55 DLSR camera and a standard 18-55mm zoom lens):

Diversity Means...

(Click through for a ginormous version suitable for framing.) Congratulations again!

Happy Ash Wednesday!

As is long-standing tradition my family and I will be enjoying a solemn viewing of “Army of Darkness” [IMDB] to celebrate Ash Wednesday.  We will accompany the viewing with the sacred meal (tacos) and beverage (tap water).  There are very few problems in life that cannot be aided by the lessons Ash has brought us.

Ash teaches us to face the problems that life serves us head-on and to respect your work-place.  He encourages higher-education and unique solutions to challenges.  Yet Ash, like us, is far from perfect and often needs to lean on others for assistance.

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TiVo Sucks

My premise is simple: TiVo sucks.  I will defend it, but I do want to make one thing clear: TiVo sucks, but having used TiVo, Comcast and DirectTV DVRs I feel confident in saying “so does everything else.”  This will not be an exhortation to switch brands of DVR but rather a lamentation of the state of an industry so dominated by what’s become a mediocre product.

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The Last Polictical Posters the Right will Ever Need

Now that the conservatives are just about through tearing each other to shreds over the Republican nomination the machinery is finally being retooled to fold, spindle and mutilate the real object of their ire: Obama!  But it’s so very difficult, isn’t?  First you have to imply a lie.  Then you have to renounce that lie while subliminally insisting that it’s true.  Who has the time?!

So, in the spirit of helpfulness, I’ve created these political posters.  The last political posters the Right will ever need.

No thanks are necessary.

May you Be Touched by His Noodly Appendenge

I’ve been fairly curmudgeonly about the holidays lately, but I want to be clear: we love the holidays at our house.  We just don’t take them so damn seriously.

Looking over our tree is an avatar of His noodliness .

(Click through for a huge version.)

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More Seasonal Surliness!

Getting more spam as the month grinds on about the imaginary war on Christmas.  The latest run seems to be pictorial declarations on Facebook.  In response I’ve made the following (with a censored version for the more genteel amongst  you).  Feel free to use this as your FaceBook status if you agree that you’re really just sick of hearing about this.

(Uncensored Version)

(Censored Version)

No matter what you say I hope you have to opportunity to sleep a little too much, eat a little too much and smile a little too much.

My Christmas Pledge

As we approach the holiday season in the United States it’s a time for many to reflect on the past year and look forward to spending time with the family.  For some it’s a time for copy-paste rabble-rousing.  So you might see this kind of thing making the rounds:

DO NOT CARE IF THIS DOES OFFENDS SOMEONE… THIS IS WHAT I BELIEVE…I AM SICK AND TIRED EVERY YEAR WHEN CHRISTMAS COMES AROUND; THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO WANT TO TAKE CHRIST OUT OF CHRISTMAS BECAUSE IT MIGHT OFFEND SOMEONE…WELL, HOW ABOUT ALL OF THE CHRISTIANS?… WHAT ABOUT OFFENDING US BECAUSE YOU ARE TAKING OUR CHRIST OUT OF CHRISTMAS?…CHRIST IS CHRISTMAS!… IF YOU AREN’T CELEBRATING CHRIST THEN WHY ARE YOU CELEBRATING? … CHRISTMAS IS ABOUT THE BIRTH OF OUR SAVIOUR!…CHRISTMAS IS ONE OF A FEW HOLIDAYS LEFT THAT CELEBRATE “MY” CHRIST!…LEAVE “MY” HOLIDAY ALONE!…AND TELL EVERYONE MERRY CHRISTMAS, NOT HAPPY HOLIDAYS!…

The key point for me here is the question “If you aren’t celebrating Christ, then why are you celebrating?”  I suppose that’s a legitimate question (even wrapped as it is in a sea of nonsense).  As a response, but primarily as an answer to that specific question I’m replying to the above – wherever I see it – with the following:

The holiday being celebrated is older than Christ tracing back at least 1000 years previously as the birthday of the Persian deity Mithras and at least a 1000 years before that as a pagan solstice observance.  The church adopted the mid-winter feast in the late 4th century as the birth of Christ (there is no mention of Christmas or December 25th in the Bible and even it were it would actually now be January 7th after the introduction of the Gregorian Calendar).

BUT THAT DOESN’T MATTER – at least not in the long run – what does matter is that humans across the northern hemisphere have, in one way or another, faced the harshest point of winter with joy, good-natured indulgence and family for well over 3,000 years.

It’s a celebration of the turning point when the year moves, ever so slightly, towards life and warmth again. When the hardships left to face are less than those already overcome.

No matter what trappings have been added, changed or removed over the millennia it’s a time to celebrate the human spirit and revel in our ability to wring not only survival but comfort and safety from harshness.  To put the worst behind us and share the best of what’s left come.

People may take that as they will but the intent is to demonstrate that people of different beliefs can share moments of celebration together despite varying motivations.  While I can’t speak for all humanists I feel confident in asserting that we don’t care if anybody says ”Merry Christmas” or “Happy Holidays”.  Out of respect for an ancient tradition we’re all enjoying our families, our friends and our communities in celebration.

Carl Sagan Day 2011!

Carl Sagan’s untimely death was a tragic loss for rationalism and wonder.

Learn more about Carl Sagan Day at the Center for Inquiry.

Posting Pause

Posting has been more sporadic that usual for the past two weeks and may continue to be for some time to come.  My brother’s family was drastically affected by the recent flooding in central PA and we’ve been assisting with the clean-up.

As you might guess the work is exhausting, dirty and heartbreaking.  It’s leaving energy or inclination for little else.

This event – the worst instance of flooding across the region in recorded history – has had disastrous effects on the families and businesses affected.  If you’d like to provide support I suggest working with the American Red Cross.

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