“Thor: The Dark World” on IMDB
Action/Fantasy, 112 Minutes, 2013
Thor, you crazy asgardian god, what’s going on?! Why are you throwing your hammer around? You look like somebody kicked your puppy. What? Your little friend from down in that other dimension get herself all infected with all-powerful ancient evil? Well, I’m sure she’ll be alright.
Who did it? Dark elves? You mean those shady guys from eons ago that your dad smacked around? They always were a bit off. Always screaming how they wanted to “return the universe to ultimate darkness” but just loving their fire and lens flare. You can handle them!
You’ve got the magic hammer and all that hair and, like, piles of pecs! You’ve got your friends too! I heard they took out all the stops this time! Your parents are behind you too – your mom even said more than three words! Really? You went to your brother for help? Isn’t he, you know, pants-crapping-crazy? Well, I guess you know what you’re doing.
If you don’t mind me saying, it still seems like there’s maybe something else going on. I don’t know, maybe something you’re a little embarrassed about? What, some guy is trying to make time with your girl? Well. come on, man – you’re Thor! The actual God of Thunder! What have you got to worry about! Oh, it’s Chris O’Dowd [IMDB], is it? Well, he is kind of amazingly awesome. Yes, he does make everything better.
Thor, buddy, you might be screwed.
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