Tag: Horror

Movie Review: Dark Feed

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IMDB, Dark Feed“Dark Feed” on IMDB

Horror, 86 Minutes, 2013

There are few clichés more common in horror than the haunted, abandoned hospital.  Unless it’s a low-budget film crew using the haunted, abandoned hospital, that is.  “Dark Feed” has both.

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Movie Review: Grabbers

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IMDB, Grabbers“Grabbers” on IMDB

Comedy/Horror, 94 Minutes, 2012

We had it in our heads, for some reason, that this was going to be another terrible SyFy Channel-style CGI-monster crapfest.  We crowded around the TV, claws unsheathed, ready to have a blast tearing this terrible piece of shit to tiny shreds.  Sadly we ended up disappointed.

You see, it ended up being good.  Even very good.

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Movie Review: Ooga Booga

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IMDB, Ooga Booga“Ooga Booga” on IMDB

Horror, 86 Minutes, 2013

I have no idea what to do with this.  It really is beyond me.  It’s like being faced with some kind of terrible puzzle that you must solve or be hit in the face with a hatchet and knowing that the only way to win is to be hit in the face with a hatchet.  It’s clearly trying to make a statement about racism but in doing so it’s being so incredibly offensive that, well… everybody ends up with a hatchet in the face.

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Movie Review: Piranhaconda

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IMDB, Piranhaconda“Piranhaconda” on IMDB

Horror?, 87 Minutes, 2012

The SyFy channel continues its unspoken mission to destroy the art of filmmaking.  They’ve seen the future and it’s a giant machine that takes two things, smooshes them together and makes them worse than they ever could be alone.

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