Category: Reviews

Movie Review: The Jones

IMDB-The-Jones1Zombie alert!

Force of Nature Films has finished the second segment of their horror anthology, “The Forces of Horror Anthology Series Volume I”. I reviewed the first segment, “Revelations“, here, but this one is a Zombie story. It belongs on our sister site, MoreBrains.com!

See the review (and watch the full movie) of “The Jones”!

Movie Review: Edge of Tomorrow

IMDB, Edge of Tomorrow “Edge of Tomorrow” on IMDB

Sci-Fi/Action, 113 Minutes, 2014

I’m having some trouble. I am absolutely convinced that I reviewed this movie months ago. More than that, I remember really liking my review of it. I remember it being clever and funny and insightful – one of my best, really.

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My lovely bride has decided to bring all work on DepressedPress to a complete standstill by buying me “Dragon Age: Inquisition”. Playing now. Can’t stop.

Here are some exploding hyenas to hold you over.

I’ll be back. Someday. Just have to gather 30 more Elfroot.., then 30 more…

Movie Review: Blood River

IMDB, Blood River“Blood River” on IMDB

Horror/Thriller, 104 Minutes, 2009

This is one of those frustrating films that gets almost everything almost right. It has an interesting premise and a decent execution, but enough flaws to drag it down.

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Movie Review: Hit Team

IMDB, Hit Team“Hit Team” on IMDB

Action/Comedy, 96 Minutes, 2014

[Disclosure: This was screened at the request of the filmmakers. No additional considerations were made.]

This low-budget comedy, currently available for rent or purchase at FilmCanal.com, follows two bumbling hit men, Max (Myles McLane [IMDB]) and Ruthie (Emerald Robinson [IMDB]). They’ve been sent to L.A. to take out a half-dozen targets in a day-long murder spree.

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Movie Review: Big Eyes

IMDB, Big Eyes“Big Eyes” on IMDB

Drama/Biography, 106 Minutes, 2014

Like all “true stories” this is difficult to review because you simply don’t know what’s fact and what’s Hollywood. In this case it’s even more difficult because while the movie is often light, the story told is desperately dark.

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Movie Review: The Book of Life

IMDB, The Book of Life“The Book of Life” on IMDB

Family, 95 Minutes, 2014

Never (yet) having been Hispanic I must admit that my understanding of Día de Muertos (“Day of the Dead”) relies mostly on faded memories of “Grim Fandango”. That said I’ve always had a firm impression that it would be right up my alley. Skeletons, food, cemeteries, food, family, food – that’s the kind of thing that I could really get behind.

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