Tag: Review

Game Review: The Ratchet & Clank Collection (PS3)

Amazon, Ratchet and Clank Collection“The Ratchet & Clank Collection” at amazon.com

Rated E10+; Reviewed on PS3

The “Ratchet and Clank” series, along with the equally excellent “Jak and Daxter” and “Sly Cooper“, made the PS2 the undisputed king of action platform games.  While the “Jak” series soon took on an epic gravitas and Sly Cooper expanded on its trademark cartoon heists Ratchet and Clank were always about having a good time with a massive arsenal of insanely fun weapons.

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Movie Review: The Perfect Family

The Perfect Family“The Perfect Family” on IMDB

Comedy/Drama, 84 Minutes, 2011

This was a nice little movie.  Kathleen Turner [IMDB] plays Eileen Cleary, a fanatically devout catholic woman.  She’s active in the church and community and by all impressions as model a catholic as anybody could want.  Of course, if it all ended there this wouldn’t be much of a movie.

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Movie Review: Zero Dark Thirty

IMDB, Zero Dark Thirty“Zero Dark Thirty” on IMDB

Drama, 157 Minutes, 2012

This was a great movie.  Incredibly well acted, incredibly well paced, incredibly well written.  It deserves all the accolades it received and more – moreso because it could have so easily been a self-aggrandizing, America – fuck yeah!  anthem but instead delved much deeper and much more honestly.

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Movie Review: Wreck-it Ralph

IMDB, Wreck-it Ralph“Wreck-it Ralph” on IMDB

Fantasy, 108 Minutes, 2012

This movie aspires to be nothing less than the “Toy Story” [IMDB] of the video game generation.  It has the same “your playthings have private lives when you leave” theme.  It also features similar “new v. old” and “respect v. apathy” plotlines.  Finally it populates its world with a mixture of classic characters and original characters that fit classic archetypes.  The arrogance!  The audacity!  The cheek!

Damn if it doesn’t (almost) do it.

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Game Review: The Unfinished Swan (PS3)

Unfinished Swan“The Unfinished Swan” at playstation.com

Rated E10+; Reviewed on PS3

“The Unfinished Swan”, developed by Giant Sparrow,  is the latest game to come out of Sony’s incubator initiatives.  Sony is making a habit of spotting and encouraging promising new development teams.  While the PS3 definitely can’t rival the PC in the sheer volume of independent and experimental games, it stands well above the other consoles in this area.

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Movie Review: I Am Comic

IMDB, I am Comic“I Am Comic” on IMDB

Documentary, 87 Minutes, 2010

I’m a big fan of stand-up comedy (although I’m a big hater of clubs – I neither drink nor smoke – so I almost never go out to see it).  It’s truly one of the purest forms of performance.  Most comics author and perform their own material in front of small, often distracted (and drunken) audiences.  They might travel for months on end to stand on tiny stages under blinding lights and do dozens of shows in a week.

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Movie Review: Skyfall

IMDB, Skyfall“Skyfall” on IMDB

Action, 143 Minutes, 2012

This is Daniel Craig’s [IMDB] third outing as a grittier, rougher-edged version of Ian Fleming’s tuxedoed MI6 agent with a license to kill.  Bond (like other persistently popular characters such as Batman or Superman) has successfully maintained relevance across several generations.  The character does this by merging  modern sensibilities with dependable, iconic traits.  This film marks the fiftieth anniversary of Bond in film.

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Movie Review: Kill the Irishman

IMDB, Kill the Irishman“Kill the Irishman” on IMDB

Crime, 106 Minutes, 2011

I’ve been waiting for some time for Ray Stevenson [IMDB] to start getting the A-List lead roles that he clearly deserves.  He’s been featured in some of the best TV on TV (HBO’s glorious “Rome” and Showtime’s “Dexter” to name two of my favorites).  He’s flexible, committed and charming has hell (even when playing an evil sonofabitch).  So, while I missed this when it came out, I was thrilled to see him taking the lead in a major (if lower-budget) motion picture.

The good news is that Stevenson is great.  The bad news is that the movie… isn’t.  While far from “bad” it does rely almost exclusively on gangster movie clichés and has some pretty serious pacing issues.  It often plays as a series of vignettes rather than a cohesive story and we unfortunately never really get to truly understand the characters.

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Movie Review: A Beginner’s Guide to Endings

IMDB, A Beginner's Guide to Endings“A Beginner’s Guide to Endings” on IMDB

Comedy/Drama, 92 Minutes, 2011

Had no idea what to expect from this one.  Liked the box art, liked the people in it and had a couple hours so gave it a shot.  The first shot is of Harvey Keitel [IMDB] and that’s usually a good sign.  He’s a low-life who spent most of his life being a bad father to his five sons and has finally done something so heinous that he can’t live with himself.

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Movie Review: Hunting Grounds

IMDB, Hunting Grounds“Hunting Grounds” on IMDB

You know how much fun it is listen to drunk people mumble gibberish for hours?  When they get quiet all of a sudden, stare at you with a bleary, squinty eye and demand to know if you’re paying attention?  Maybe they’ll reach out to give you a friendly pat on the shoulder but, upon missing by an arm-length, slip off their chair and bloody their chin.  Now, spit and blood smeared across their puffy face, they accuse you of being rude just before adding vomit to the mix.

That experience pretty much sums up this movie.

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