Tag: Review

Game Review: Splatterhouse (PS3)

“Splatterhouse” at Amazon.com

Rated Mature; Reviewed on PS3

Splatterhouse is a remake/homage of the Namco classic arcade game (I originally played the superb TurboGraphix 16 port).

The story remains the same: you’re Rick Taylor who, with the help of an ancient, sentient mask is fighting through hordes of demonic creatures to save your girlfriend Jennifer.  This iteration leans very heavily on Lovecraftian sources and imagery which is starting to approach trite, but since it’s rarely done well it can be forgiven.

You interact with two primary characters, Rick (who spends most of the game dazed and confused) and the mask itself (which adds a raunchy voice-over to the proceedings).  The villain of the story, Dr. West, is about as cardboard as they come and Jennifer (stolen by West because she looks like his dead wife) is, for all intents, a prop.

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Movie Review: Green Lantern

“Green Lantern” on IMDB

Action, 114 Minutes, 2011

I’m surprised at the vitriol that reviewers seem to have for this film.  Could the entire industry just have been having a bad day?  Because the movie, while far from the best thing ever, is also very far from the worst.  One of the criticisms that I continually hear is that it’s too “formula” or “clichéd”.  Of course it is: DC Comics invented the formula!  The Green Lantern was created over 60 years ago – doing the source material any justice at all means painting-by-the-numbers to at least some extent.

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Movie Review: Secret Origins: The Story of DC Comics

“Secret Origins: The Story of DC Comics” at IMDB

Documentary, 90 Minutes, 2010

Full disclosure: I’m a comic geek.

That said this was an excellent introduction to the history of one of the most influential companies in history.  Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, Aquaman, The Flash, Green Lantern – these characters are known universally.  They have touched billions of people with their stories over the past 75 years.

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Movie Review: Limitless

“Limitless” on IMDB

Sci-f/Thriller, 105 Minutes, 2011

This movie started of on slippery footing with me because very early on it repeats the  premise that we only use 10% of our brain.  This inane, demonstrably false premise has to be stopped.  I’m serious.

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Movie Review: Battle: Los Angeles

“Battle: Los Angeles” on IMDB

Action, 116 Minutes, 2011

I actually really liked this.  Sure, it was clichéd but it was clichéd in all the right places.   Aliens attack and soldiers fight them.  We know this because no movie is allowed to start without a flash-forward (apparently there’s a law).

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Movie Review: Hall Pass

“Hall Pass” on IMDB

Comedy, 105 Minutes, 2011

Hall Pass is the latest in the long line of formula, raunchy, over-the-top comedies.  Take some likable people, place them in a ridiculous situation toss in some toilet humor, work up to a crisis and end with a melodramatic sequence to prove that the movie has a heart.

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Movie Review: Rango

“Rango” on IMDB

Comedy, 107 Minutes, 2011:

Rango can be, wrongly, lumped in with the increasingly large crop of disposable computer-animated family films.  Taken this way it’s a perfectly funny, appropriate story that will entertain your family for an afternoon.

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Movie Review: That’s What I Am

“That’s What I Am” on IMDB

Comedy, 101 Minutes, 2011

My wife enjoyed this more than I did – by a fairly large margin so take that for what it’s worth.  It’s not that I didn’t like the film it’s simply that I thought it was being a little lazy at times and a little scatter-brained at others.  It really didn’t know what story it wanted to tell (so it tried to tell them all) or how it wanted to tell it.

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Movie Review: Hobo with a Shotgun

“Hobo with a Shotgun” on IMDB

Action/Comedy, 86 Minutes, 2011

As much as I’m normally a fan of the grindhouse genre and recent homages I found myself having trouble with “Hobo with a Shotgun”.  It’s easy to take the simple path out: the film is meant, by loving design, to appear like the best (worst?) low-budget, over-the-top gore-fests of the early 80’s.  Most people will watch a few minutes and walk away blaming the production values or the gore or both.

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Movie Review: The Kings Speech

“The King’s Speech” on IMDB

Drama, 118 Minutes, 2010

The movie is just as excellent as you’ve probably heard it is.  Excellent casting. Excellent acting.  Excellent writing, pacing, set design and all the rest.  Just plain excellent all-around.

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