Tag: B-movie

Movie Review: Orc Wars

IMDB, Orc Wars“Orc Wars” on IMDB

Fantasy, 100 Minutes, 2013

This was from a lot of the same people that brought you the weirdly fun “Orcs” [Our Review].  Apparently they got a good deal on the equipment because they’re back again with even more orcs.

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Movie Review: Android Insurrection

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Sci-fi, 90 Minutes, 2012

This a terrible movie full of terrible things.  But it is damn funny.  It’s not meant to be funny, but it’s damn funny.  Hard to watch, harder to follow and ridiculously difficult to take seriously, but damn funny.

It has all the problems of z-budget sci-fi.  Terrible sets, terrible green screen and terrible integration of the, honestly, actually pretty good CGI.  The whole movie gives the impression that one guy got pretty good at making robots on the computer and his dumbass friends decided that they would make such an awesome movie!

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Movie Review: Demon Hunter

IMDB, Demon Hunter“Demon Hunter” on IMDB

Horror, 90 Minutes, 2012

This isn’t a good movie.  In fact it’s a bad movie.  Bad movie!  Bad movie!  (Like most of the movies in the class it has an identity crisis.  It’s listed on IMBD as “Demon Hunter” but the available poster calls it “Obsidian Hearts”.)

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Movie Review: The Frankenstein Theory

IMDB, The Frankenstein Theory“The Frankenstein Theory” on IMDB

Horror, 87 Minutes, 2013

[This is the twentieth selection in my irregular, “My Wife and Kids are Visiting Relatives and I’m Home Watching Movies” film festival.]

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Movie Review: Scream of the Banshee

IMDB, Scream of the Banshee“Scream of the Banshee” on IMDB

Horror, 90 Minutes, 2011

Way back in the history times people wore metal clothes and everybody lived in the woods at night in a country called “Europe”.  One of the towns in Europe was painted green and populated by bagpipe elves called Limericks.  It was called “Ireland”.  All that remains of this place today is legends and breakfast cereal.

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Movie Review: Dark Feed

IMDB, Dark Feed“Dark Feed” on IMDB

Horror, 86 Minutes, 2013

There are few clichés more common in horror than the haunted, abandoned hospital.  Unless it’s a low-budget film crew using the haunted, abandoned hospital, that is.  “Dark Feed” has both.

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