Tag: B-movie

Movie Review: Orcs

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“Orcs” on IMDB

Horror / Comedy, 77 Minutes, 2011

While far from good this was actually, amazingly, pretty good.   While you’ll get a lot of laughs from the acting (all bad but some was truly, horribly, hilariously bad) you’ll also get some from the actual script from things the writer wrote down then made his friends say on camera.  You laugh at things actually intended to be funny.  None of it is genius but just the existence of competence at this level goes a hell of long way.

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Boiled Eggs and Brain Eaters 2012: Last of the Living

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“Last of the Living” on IMDB

Horror/Comedy, 88 Minutes, 2009

The fifth selection in our annual “Boiled Eggs and Brain Eaters” Easter zombie movie marathon.  Another zombie comedy and (by far) the lowest budget selection of the day.

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Movie Review: A Trio of Shark Schlock

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Shark Night on IMDB (Horror, 91 Minutes, 2011)
Sand Sharks on IMDB (Horror, 86 Minutes, 2011)
Swamp Shark on IMDB (Horror, 85 Minutes, 2011)

It’s been a while since I’ve treated myself to a nice, relaxing crappy-movie marathon and I decided to, since I’d queued several, set my will against a trio of shark-themed fin-fests.  Will I survive?  Will I turn them off in disgust and return to “Skyrim” (they do need me there, what with all the dragons and unpludered crypts)?

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Movie Review: I Couldn’t Do It

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Dahmer vs Gacy on IMDB (Horror, 91 Minutes, 2011)
Retardead on IMDB (Horror, 102 Minutes, 2008)
Zombie Driftwood on IMDB (Horror, 75 Minutes, 2010)

[This is counts as reviews 14, 15 and 16 for this edition of  my semi-regular “my-wife-and-kids-are-visiting-relatives-so-I’m-watching-loads-of-crappy-movies” film festival.]

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Movie Review: A Five Pack of Schlock

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Sharktopus on IMDB (Horror, 89 Minutes, 2010)
Mega Python vs. Gatoroid on IMDB (Horror, 90 Minutes, 2011)
Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus on IMDB (Horror, 85 Minutes, 2009)
Dinocroc vs. Supergator on IMDB (Horror, 87 Minutes, 2010)
Mega Piranha in IMDB (Horror, 92 Minutes, 2010)

[This is the eighth through twelfth review for this edition of  my semi-regular “my-wife-and-kids-are-visiting-relatives-so-I’m-watching-loads-of-crappy-movies” film festival.  Since these are all basically the same movie I combined them into one review.]

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Movie Review: The Frankenstein Syndrome

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“The Frankenstein Syndrome” on IMDB

Horror, 94 Minutes, 2010

[This is the seventh review for this edition of  my semi-regular “my-wife-and-kids-are-visiting-relatives-so-I’m-watching-loads-of-crappy-movies” film festival.]

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