Category: Movies

Avast, ye Scurvy Dogs! It’s Talk Like a Pirate Day!

Shiver me timbers and drop a belaying pin, it’s Talk Like a Pirate Day!  So, on this most reverently silly of holidays, speak like a swashbuckler, gab like a buccaneer and verbalize like a marauder!  Here’s a brief list of our favorite Pirate Movies to get you in the spirit:

  • Treasure Island (1950): There are many versions of this, the most classic of pirate stories, but this is the one that I remember seeing first.  It still holds up well.  There’s also Muppet Treasure Island (1996) if you’re squeamish (or have a thing for felt pigs).
  • Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003): Say what you will about the quality of the sequels this one, at least, was a freakin’ blast.  Not bad for a movie based on an old theme park ride.
  • Yellowbeard (1983): Not the best movie, I’ll admit, but it is Monty Python smooshed together with Cheech and Chong!  When in a certain, um… “mood”, it’s exactly what the doctor ordered.
  • The Princess Bride (1987): Some people might argue that this isn’t really a pirate movie but that’s only because they can’t find anything else to bitch about with this masterpiece.  Some people are jerks.
  • The Goonies (1985): One of the best films ever made.  It gave us One-eyed Willy, Sloth and the haunting Truffle Shuffle.  This movie forced a generation of kids to ransack their attics looking for the forgotten treasure map that just had to be up there.

If you’re nearby a participating Krispy Kreme, you can also get some free booty!

Movie Review: Olympus Has Fallen

IMDB, Olympus Has Fallen“Olympus Has Fallen” on IMDB

Action, 120 Minutes, 2013

This is one of those “worst case” scenario movies that Hollywood loves.  Take something that couldn’t really happen – in this case a military invasion of the White House – then figure out a way it could.  You have to, you know, ignore some meddlesome facts along the way but it can make for a fun movie.  (As is often the case multiple people seemed to have the same idea which is why we got “White House Down” [IMDB] a few months later.)

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Movie Review: Epic

IMDB, Epic“Epic” on IMDB

Family/Adventure, 102 Minutes, 2013

This was fine, really.  Just fine.  The animation is nice.  The story is simple enough.  It has Chris O’Dowd [IMDB] in it; he makes everything better.  There’s funny sidekicks, lots of action, a nasty little villain and love story light on the kissy-face.

It’s just fine.  Not quite, you know, “epic”, but really, just fine.

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Movie Review: Oblivion

IMDB, Oblivion“Oblivion” on IMDB

Sci-fi, 124 Minutes, 2013

This is a good sci-fi movie.  Tom Cruise [IMDB] is still good enough to make you forget that he’s pants-crapping crazy.  Morgan Freeman [IMDB] is Morgan Freeman.  The effects are gorgeous.  The pacing is effective and the cinematography stunning.

It’s a good movie.  You’ll enjoy it.  Are we clear on that?  Good, because the movie was also really fucking stupid.

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