Category: Movies

Movie Review: Definitely, Maybe

“Definitely, Maybe” on IMDB

Comedy, 112 Minutes, 2008

The poster proudly proclaims that this is from the makers of “Notting Hill” and “Love, Actually”.  Aside from the fact that is set in New York rather than London the pedigree is strong.  If you liked those films (and why wouldn’t you? they were both great) then you’ll probably like this one.

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Movie Review: Transformers: Dark of the Moon

“Transformers: Dark of the Moon” on IMDB

Sci-fi/Action, 157 Minutes, 2011:

Did you see the first two movies?  If so, you know that you are in for at least two things.  Firstly, you’ll get some mind-blowing special effects.  Jaw-droppingly intricate effects.  Effects that will make you want to cheer.  Secondly, you’ll get an almost completely incomprehensible story.  A bloated, hackneyed tumor of a story.

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Movie Review: Zookeeper

“Zookeeper” on IMDB

Comedy, 102 Minutes, 2011

Stop me if you’ve heard this before: a self-conscious, akward guy goes after an incredibly hot girl far outside his class (who, coincidentally, is also kind of a jerk).  To accomplish this he recruits his hollywood-plain (read: incredibly hot with glasses) friend to help.  Although he eventually gets the girl, something happens that makes him realize that his plain friend was what he really wanted all along.  After a frenetic sequence where he has to chase after her to tell her that he loves her they kiss and a classic 80’s song plays loudly.

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Movie Review: The Ledge

“The Ledge” on IMDB

Drama, 101 Minutes, 2011

I’m torn about this one.  On one hand there’s a rare and interesting portrayal of an atheist (always like to see that).  On the other hand there’s a really stereotypical portrayal of an evangelical christian (which, to be honest, is also something I always like to see).  But the interaction between them and the ultimate crisis presented just doesn’t ring true.  The fact that pretty much everybody is a tool doesn’t really help.

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Movie Review: Flypaper

“Flypaper” on IMDB

Comedy, 84 Minutes, 2011

This is one of those independent movies where every scene just screams that everybody had a hell of a lot of fun.  You’ll recognize almost every actor from prime-time television (the good high-budget, well-written stuff, not the schlock).  It really just seems, in the best of ways, like a bunch of talented friends got together on a long weekend and made a movie.

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